Friday, November 2, 2018

From the Interwebs - Great Tip!

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I found this on the interwebs.  It's a really great idea, I always worry about something happening to me at a time that I am dogsitting.  I might have to take this idea and create one for myself.
I don't pet sit all that often, so I'm also going to make one that I can use all the time, 24/7.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Which Craft?


Hey!! I'm not dead, but I'm dead exhausted!  Too busy to post and definitely too busy for love!!
I've had a whirlwind year and currently I am in the midst of a drag hurricane!  I've been with the drag stuff taking a great portion of my time, I've barely had a chance to breath. ...And go to New York for a weekend.  BUT... just because I'm currently working my full time job and rehearsing two shows, it doesn't mean I can't spend my few precious moments of alone time crafting a few Halloween cards!  I made a few especially for you, my dear Reader(s) (s?)!

Please enjoy these sexy but disturbing cards I made with my own hands, scissors and glue sticks to whisk me away from my overstuffed schedule.



Do you have a favorite?  I can't decide which I like most; the beefy zombie, the hung skull or just getting some Pinhead.  Whichever one you like the most, have a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!



What am I rehearsing for?  Oh, well, if I must say, it's these 2 shows!


We are doing Episode 5 of Chico's Angels at the Colony Theatre in Burbank for one weekend and our Christmas Variety Show on Thanksgiving weekend in Silverlake, in our home, The Cavern Club Theater.  Of course, you can get tickets at Chico's Angels' website.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

This Is Why I Am Single - The Unflattering Shot To The Heart


First, sorry for my long absence, I've been really busy doing stuff, which I hope I don't neglect to tell you about... I still haven't even shown you stuff from July!  Anyway, I thought I'd share this really quickly, while it is in the moment...

During one of my Too Busy For Love nights out, I saw one of my favorite women, Deven Green, seated across the room.  I thought I would literally slip in really quickly to say Hi and remind her how much I love her.  I crossed and wedged myself between her and the armrest of the love seat she was sitting in, chatting to a pal.  As we were exchanging pleasantries, the event photographer came up to take a couple of pics.  I thought, 'Goodness, what an awkward position I am in, but I do love a pic with Deven.' And just like that, Click Flash, Snap Flash, a few pics were taken and we moved on.  I thought, 'Those probably aren't very flattering, but I'm sure event photographer won't post those if they're unflattering.'  Today...
BAM! Right on my Facebook page, where everyone can see..!  Me, with multiple double chins and a gut that makes Santa Clause look like Jack Skellington!  ...But, I wasn't even entirely on the sofa!  I had an armrest pushing my back forward..!  There's no place for me to put my left arm!  I didn't even get to suck it in!  I couldn't!
It's so unflattering!!!

But, I left the pics up.  I didn't ask the photographer to take them down... I didn't even untag myself.  I have decided that unflattering pictures are a part of life.  And if I don't want unflattering pictures of me, I should work at not being unflatterable (Fuck you, I know it's not a word! It's my blog!).  These pics don't make me look overweight, I AM overweight.  I have to work at accepting myself for how I am, or if I can't do that, work at changing how I am.  

Also, in the photographer's defense, the event is for a video release for the song ROUND IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES by Tom Goss.  It's about loving round men and shows how attractive he finds them.  It's why I wore the T-shirt I chose wear!  It has a man and a bear hugging- drawn by artist Raogui...

So the pictures are up, I'm tagged in them and everyone can see them.  If I don't love myself at my current weight, why should I stop someone else from doing it?

This Is Why I Am Single; sometimes, I let unflattering pictures of me stay posted on Facebook.
(Also, sometimes I go on angry, parenthetical, rants!)

Please enjoy the music video HERE.

Now, please, enjoy MY pics of the event, which we carefully chosen and edited by ME.
(Some are blurry or too blown out to stay in color... I think I hate my iPhone camera)

(The Lovely and talented Tom Goss)


(Ross Carrillo & Robert Sanchez - the Prof in the video)

(Jim Key)

(Tom Goss)

(Photgrapher, Dusti Cunningham)

(Jeb Havens, Me, Matt Zarley, Dennis Hensley)



Friday, September 21, 2018

Gay of A Certain Age - Spanked To the Bank




Hello, Gentle Reader!  The photo above is me, in a dress, enjoying the company and touch of Boomer Banks.  I'm happy and excited in the pic because I enjoy Boomer's work.  He's what the kids these days call, a "Gay Porn Star".  Do the math; that means I watch the gay porn.  And, since I'm rarely naked with anyone else, I've been prone to "wax nostalgic" while watching said entertainments. It's not a secret, I posted about it in a post called Plowers In the Attic 2; If There Be Porns.  Why is this any of your business?  Well, really, it's not, but I have recently received an email threatening to release actual video of me "waxing nostalgic" whilst watching one of these art films!  Apparently, they have somehow obtained one of my passwords, which they used in the subject line of the threatening email to get my attention, then used the password to hack my laptop and turn on my camera!  They have taken that footage and made a video for blackmail, which they will distribute to everyone in my contact list, unless I pay them $2,000 in bitcoins!  Whatever shall I do???

Not a gosh-darned thing!  Listen people, as a Gay of A Certain Age, I've decided that I have no shame about "waxing nostalgic" and if a video of it gets out, and people don't turn it off as soon as they see what it is, then, ENJOY!!!  You wanna watch me enjoy movies like SPECIFIC RIM or THE JUST ASS LEAGUE or THE HOUSE WITH A COCK IN ITS WALLS or HEAD PULL 2?  Have at!  I refuse to be ashamed of something as natural as self pleasure or to give in to someone trying to intimidate me with shame!  Also, it's very unlikely that the video exists, since I don't watch these movies on my lap top, I find that key strokes don't go with other strokes.  I prefer to use my very portable iPad, which I can just snap shut and fall asleep next to.  I also have the little lens covered with a Hello Kitty sticker, to ensure my privacy.  I'm fairly confident nothing will come of this.  Also, I found this article to be a morale booster! 

So, I will continue to enjoy the specialty films featuring some of my favorite specialty actors to my hard's content.  As a matter of fact, I'll even share some of my very own photos of the guys I call THE WATCH MEN!

(Chris Rockway will probably be my all time favorite for all time)

Marcus Mojo

Samuel O'Tooole

Michael Brandon

Arad Winwin

Adam Champ & Carlo Masi

(This pic is about Adam Killian, who is pelvis thrusting behind Danny Bonaduce- 
yes, THAT Danny Bonaduce)
(The third, licking party is, yet, unidentified)

Well enough of this... I need to go wax nostalgic about the time I was tea bagged by Chris Rockway!

So, if you get an email from me with a video attached and you choose to watch, please let me know if they gave me any groovy music in the background, if they put up a list of credits and if my name is on top or bottom of the title. Thanks!








Friday, September 14, 2018

This Is Why I Am Single - Dream Weaver



I found the following on a dating site:

Here is my dream list (which I dont expect to find in one man...but very willing to be wrong):
* an intellectual jock (any age),
* bottom-verse,
* passionate about a humanistic profession,
* emotionally steady, financially modest, great communicator, healthy habits, consistent disposition,
* shorter, darker, and beefier than me, with short hair or a bald head
* beard, mustache, or scruffy,
* enjoys some sexual creativity (e.g. leather gear, toys, role-play, etc).


Yeah, why not just add "*spews Queso Dip when he cums" and "*farts sugar cookie scented glitter"!

Yes, I want those things, also, and it's frustrating because I think all of that is unattainable in one package.  BUT, if I apply those things to myself, I find I'm at least 90% of that list!  Aren't I?  If so, why doesn't the guy who made this list want me, or why can't I find a me for a me???

This is why I am single; While I find that my dream list isn't necessarily impossible, why can't I be it for someone or date myself???

P.S. I'm not sure what financially modest means, does that mean doesn't make a lot of money? Because... yeah!