Hello, Gentle Reader! The photo above is me, in a dress, enjoying the company and touch of Boomer Banks. I'm happy and excited in the pic because I enjoy Boomer's work. He's what the kids these days call, a "Gay Porn Star". Do the math; that means I watch the gay porn. And, since I'm rarely naked with anyone else, I've been prone to "wax nostalgic" while watching said entertainments. It's not a secret, I posted about it in a post called Plowers In the Attic 2; If There Be Porns. Why is this any of your business? Well, really, it's not, but I have recently received an email threatening to release actual video of me "waxing nostalgic" whilst watching one of these art films! Apparently, they have somehow obtained one of my passwords, which they used in the subject line of the threatening email to get my attention, then used the password to hack my laptop and turn on my camera! They have taken that footage and made a video for blackmail, which they will distribute to everyone in my contact list, unless I pay them $2,000 in bitcoins! Whatever shall I do???
Not a gosh-darned thing! Listen people, as a Gay of A Certain Age, I've decided that I have no shame about "waxing nostalgic" and if a video of it gets out, and people don't turn it off as soon as they see what it is, then, ENJOY!!! You wanna watch me enjoy movies like SPECIFIC RIM or THE JUST ASS LEAGUE or THE HOUSE WITH A COCK IN ITS WALLS or HEAD PULL 2? Have at! I refuse to be ashamed of something as natural as self pleasure or to give in to someone trying to intimidate me with shame! Also, it's very unlikely that the video exists, since I don't watch these movies on my lap top, I find that key strokes don't go with other strokes. I prefer to use my very portable iPad, which I can just snap shut and fall asleep next to. I also have the little lens covered with a Hello Kitty sticker, to ensure my privacy. I'm fairly confident nothing will come of this. Also, I found this article to be a morale booster!
So, I will continue to enjoy the specialty films featuring some of my favorite specialty actors to my hard's content. As a matter of fact, I'll even share some of my very own photos of the guys I call THE WATCH MEN!
(Chris Rockway will probably be my all time favorite for all time)
Marcus Mojo
Samuel O'Tooole
Michael Brandon
Arad Winwin
Adam Champ & Carlo Masi
(This pic is about Adam Killian, who is pelvis thrusting behind Danny Bonaduce-
yes, THAT Danny Bonaduce)
(The third, licking party is, yet, unidentified)
(The third, licking party is, yet, unidentified)
Well enough of this... I need to go wax nostalgic about the time I was tea bagged by Chris Rockway!
So, if you get an email from me with a video attached and you choose to watch, please let me know if they gave me any groovy music in the background, if they put up a list of credits and if my name is on top or bottom of the title. Thanks!
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