Gay of A Certain Age - Looking at a Winwin Year!

 

I got my 2022 Hottie Man Calendar

from Hot House 

a little late this year

(I waited too long to order),

but I am so pleased to see one of my favorites,

Arad Winwin,

on the cover!

How did I live 4 days without him?

I'm also looking forward to 

not seeing any dead porn stars 

featured for the month

(Unless they are properly labeled as "In Memorium")

I'm happy to report

No dead porn stars in the 

Hot House 2021 Calendar!

I was very pleased to see living favorites
Arad Winwin in July
(As well as on the cover)

(2 years in a row!!)

and 

Austin Wolf in December.

You know that 

as A Gay of A Certain Age,

I'm very loyal to my favorites,

but I am also open to new fancies

and proud to announce that my favorite

"New To Me Porn Star" of 2021

was Mr. March,

 Micah Brandt

Seeing this fella every morning as I picked out

what clothes to wear to work

at my dining room table,

sure put an extra spring and my step

and made me super thirsty

for that first cup!

 I just realized that in my Covid slump

I neglected to post about getting my 2021 Calendar.

 Arad was on the cover.

No 2020 review, except;

the guys were hot,

but the year was not so great,

so I'll just let it go...

I'm just going to look forward to 2022

as I turn the page on the first of each month,

anticipating the surprise of what hottie man 

will greet me every morning for 30 or so days.

...with only slight intrepidation

of seeing a dead porn star, thanks to the PTDS

caused by Colt Calendars of the past!

Here's to a fabulous 2022!

Gay of A Certain Age - No, You MAY Not!

Why do they keep doing this to me?  There I am in my bedroom, minding my own new month business, when I flip my hottie Colt Men calendar to May and see a dead porn star!  Not only A dead porn star, but the same one I complained on the Facebooks about seeing last year!

Darling Wilfried Knight has been dead since March 2013, he committed suicide at a time when more than a few porn stars were dying off en masse, (His is a sad story of multi-national love and immigration).  It's really disturbing, when one of your monthly joyful rituals is derailed by a photo of someone you know is dead and died in such a sad way.  I understand seeing his pic in the 2014 Colt Men Calendar, it was probably already set up & printed by the time news of his death reached people.  It was pushing it in 2015 when I saw him atop my February list of days; or 28 reminders that someone I fantasized about going on a romantic glass-topped train ride through the tundra of frozen Canada with nothing to keep us warm but the heat from own own naked bodies and a few well-planned Hot Pockets (Pepperoni) is DEAD.  Here it is, three years later and my May is marred by this reminder that dreams die.  Thanks a lot, Colt!

As a Gay of A Certain Age, I feel that I am old enough to look forward to flipping to the reveal of the new month's hunk without getting the constant reminder that there are even limits to out fantasies, and that real life romance doesn't always end up happily ever after (tragic in Wilfried's case).  The first time could have been seen as a "in memoriam" kind of thing, but now it looks like Colt is cheap and use his photos so that they don't have to pay another model.  That's just plain tacky!  Listen here, Colt, I do enjoy my neked man calendar, hung discretely in my closet and partially covered every other Thursday so the maid don't see if she should open the closet, even though she has no business being in there, because I do my own laundry.., but I will move on to another brand if you insist on exploiting dead porn stars to save a buck!  I am a loyal customer, Colt knows I am, but if this continues, I may have to try calendars from 

Raging Stallion,

 Naked Sword,

 or Hello Kitty!

Don't think I won't do it!!