Showing posts with label Hot House Calendar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hot House Calendar. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Gay of A Certain Age - Looking at a Winwin Year!

 


I got my 2022 Hottie Man Calendar
from Hot House 
a little late this year
(I waited too long to order),
but I am so pleased to see one of my favorites,
Arad Winwin,
on the cover!
How did I live 4 days without him?

I'm also looking forward to 
not seeing any dead porn stars 
featured for the month
(Unless they are properly labeled as "In Memorium")

I'm happy to report
No dead porn stars in the 
Hot House 2021 Calendar!
I was very pleased to see living favorites
Arad Winwin in July
(As well as on the cover)
(2 years in a row!!)
and 
Austin Wolf in December.

You know that 
as A Gay of A Certain Age,
I'm very loyal to my favorites,
but I am also open to new fancies
and proud to announce that my favorite
"New To Me Porn Star" of 2021
was Mr. March,
 Micah Brandt

Seeing this fella every morning as I picked out
what clothes to wear to work
at my dining room table,
sure put an extra spring and my step
and made me super thirsty
for that first cup!

 I just realized that in my Covid slump
I neglected to post about getting my 2021 Calendar.
 Arad was on the cover.
No 2020 review, except;
the guys were hot,
but the year was not so great,
so I'll just let it go...

I'm just going to look forward to 2022
as I turn the page on the first of each month,
anticipating the surprise of what hottie man 
will greet me every morning for 30 or so days.
...with only slight intrepidation
of seeing a dead porn star, thanks to the PTDS
caused by Colt Calendars of the past!

Here's to a fabulous 2022!

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Gay of A Certain Age - The Falcon and the Go Man


Happy new Decade, Folks!!
I know many of you are anxiously waiting to find out if I got a calendar without dead porn stars in it, so here's the news... I flipped every page of my HOT HOUSE 2019 Calendar without seeing one dead porn star!  I was very excited.  I was also slightly disappointed that Austin Wolf's month photo was a rear view, with most of his delicious frontage turned away from my craving eyes.  Sure, he’s got a nice tush, but I would so enjoy a 30 day gander at his furry pecs.

 (Sure, he was on the cover, but that’s mightily inconvenient to flip every day to for just a loving glance.)

I am pleased to announce that my favorite of the year was Mr. December, Sean Maygers, of whom I had never heard.
  I checked out a bit of his reel and, based on the photo, was pleasantly surprised by his luscious deep voice.  I also enjoyed his hard work. Thank you HOT HOUSE!

So, here’s to another year, hoping to happily flip through the months without being struck by the boner killing face of a recycled dead porn star. (Like I saw consistently in COLT MEN Calendars)
This year I went with THE MEN OF FALCON based on the cover photo, their great history and the fact that I had only 4 or 5 choices!
It’s getting crazy hard to find a nice porn star boner calendar these days!  A lot of the fun bookstores have closed down and Barnes & Noble must have them hidden somewhere away from the
Don’t Fuck With Cats, Dog Shaming  and those gross exploitative SPORTS ILLUSTRATED girlie calendars.

It’s not easy choosing these from Amazon, which is what I did, because they give you very little to go on and it makes me so reluctant to try a brand I’m not familiar with. I need a little bit of a sample to make sure the images are clear, well lit and tasteful.  And real classy, you know?
'Cause, as a Gay of A Certain Age, if you gotta watch time fly by, it might as well be with classy  view of a porn star's boner!

Speaking of classy, I also posed for the BEST IN DRAG SHOW 2020 Calendar

and if you like your porn stars tastefully (and strategically) posed with some drag on the side, you should definitely get your Calendar HERE.

Tell 'em Reba Areba Sent you!


Saturday, January 12, 2019

Gay of A Certain Age - Something To Look Forward To This Year


For those of you who were concerned about my monthly drama, you know, the fear of flipping the page of my hot nekked man calendar and seeing a dead porn star, (as experienced many a time with Colt Men calendars, ) I have mostly good news!  I am happy to report that all through 2018 I flipped 12 months and not one dead porn star!!  In that aspect, Raging Stallion did not let me down.  Where I have a quibble with Raging Stallion is that along with the large picture of the hot nekked man, the days of the month are listed at the bottom of the page, vertically, like little strips of paper on a flyer nailed to a utility post on the sidewalk advertising guitar lessons from Ramon.  Call me crazy, but in a calendar, the days should be featured a little bit more.  As you can see here in my favorite month of 2018, March, featuring Bruno Bernal, there along the bottom are the days that in no way help me determine how many Fridays there are in a month with just a glance. especially when my glance is distracted by his seahorse.
Bruno Bernal

Here's where part of this is my own fault, I don't like to preview.  I prefer to flip the page not knowing who's going to be on the page for the month.  It's an exciting little mystery that makes the passage of time a little less like a stab in the heart.  Because I do that, I can't look at the calendar page to see if the days are presented in a grid or in little phone number slips on the bottom.  So, hoping for a grid, I left Raging Stallion and moved to Hot House.  As you can see from the top photo, Austin Wolf is on the cover of the calendar... He's both one of my favorites and alive, so we're off to a good start. 

Unfortunately, as you can see from the January page, it's a Call Ramon For Lessons situation.


Arad Winwin

I'll deal with it.  It helps that Mr. January is another current favorite, Arad Winwin!  While I may not be able to determine what day it is right away, this month will always remind me of the day I got to actually cozy up wth Arad...

Me (Reba Areba), Arad Winwin
Speaking of calendars, the last time I got to touch this nice hottie, we were shooting the 
Best In Drag Show 2019 Pin up Calendar!

I told you about Best In Drag Show, right?

Anyway, I got to hang around these hotties for hours, creating the visions that people would be seeing for months at a time in 2019.
Alam Wernik, Arad Winwin,  me, Remy Cruz

Arad Winwin, Alam Wernik, Remy Cruz
Me (Reba Areba), Alam Wernik

My month partner was Alam Wernik and I think we did our month proud!


If you've neglected to get your 2019 Calendar and the men of Hot House are too racy with their cocks out, but seeing cute man tushy is as naughty as you wanna get, you can get your BIDS 2019 Pin up Calendar HERE

Physical calendars may seem obsolete, what with fancy computers and their Outlook programs and such, but as a Gay of A Certain Age, I know that a friendly face & cock along with a daily confirmation can make the days passing a more pleasant reminder that we're one day closer to death.