Too Busy For Love: Hot Dogs and Power Bottoms

 Of course I'd love to come over
and help you figure out the
net carbs of root vegetables

when covered in lube,

but I'm too busy!

One of the things I've been very busy with

is putting on a dress

and hosting 

Mario Diaz's club

HOT DOG

at El Cid on Sunset.

(me & GoGoZaddy)

Every Sunday night,

(my night was July 18)

Mario has his hunky crew

come out in their Sunday least

(Stolen from the Hot Dog Sundays Instagram)

to dance,

while the hostess greets folk

and helps them select a cup color.

As you can see on my night the code was;

Pink cup for Fem Tops

Blue cup for Power Bottoms

Red cup for those Down To Fuck

and 

Black cup for those Dead Inside

Half the fun of hostessing 

is helping people figure out which cup they want...

some of them honestly don't know,

but there are those guys you know want the blue cup, but are shy...

so one tries to nudge them to be themselves and advertise their

Venus Flytrap Holes.

This week a new code was introduced

and it looks like my very own blog has received a tribute

by way of the Black cup!

It may be a coincidence, but I'll take it!

(Stolen from the Hot Dog Facebook Page)

All said,

it's a fun night of hot men,

delicious drinks

and a lovely patio setting.

Did I mention that

 my view from the hostess stand

was none too bad?

I hope Mario has Frieda back soon,

and that she is welcome back with open arms.

...like these

But you don't have to wait for Frieda!
Hot Dog is every Sunday night from 4pm-2am!

Save time and get your tix now

So while I'd love to test your

greasy tuber,

I can't, I'm too busy!!