Too Busy For Love - Drag Queen World Series 2017

(Photo by Andrew Goetze)

With Drag Season in full swing, it occurs to me that I have not shared moments from Drag Queen World Series 2017!  As you know, one of the reasons I couldn't go on a date with anyone on this particular Saturday was that I was doing color commentary for this annual fundraising event, which benefits Life Group LA.  I had a great time with fellow Chico's Angel, Chita Parol (Ray Garcia)

calling plays and oogling the bat boys...

The Bat Boys

(Sigh)

It's always a treat to watch these two teams go at it.  It's the West Hollywood Cheerleaders

going against The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

A drizzly morning didn't put a stop to anything as the players took the field

The game continued with support from Los Payasos as they kept the in & out fields busy

Often, apropos of nothing, dancing would break out

I'm not sure I could tell you who won, all I know is it was a blast and a great thing to be too busy with!

Too Busy For Love - Drag Season 2017

Drag season is upon us, again!  I'd love to go see that movie with the cars on a submarine with you and talk about it as we bask in the afterglow and guilt of sex, but I'm too busy!!

Tonight, My friends Geoffy and Bossman and I are going to the Mark Taper Forum to see a play!

If I can trust a co-worker, ARCHDUKE will be a fun time.  

But I can't stay out late!  I have to get up early, apply some slap, slip on a dress and get to Ru Paul's Dragcon 2017!

I'll be handing out free condoms and talking about PrEP (if I read that info they sent me) on Saturday and Sunday.

Then, the weekend after, I'm doing color commentary for the Drag Queen World Series.

This year it's the West Hollywood Cheerleaders Vs The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence!

Actually, every year it's the West Hollywood Cheerleaders Vs The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, but it's for charity, so Yay, teams!

Then a mere three nights later, I will be appearing in a Cabaret as Reba Areba.

May 9th, I join Mimi von Schack on stage at the Casita Del Campo, doing a little song and very little dance.  Julianne St Germaine's show will be a fun time!!

Then before I know it, I'll be rehearsing and performing in Chico's Angels new Variety Hour, which turns out to be a live "clip show" (You know, like when sit-coms ran out of ideas and did, "Remember when..." + clip as an episode?  This is that, but with us performing numbers from our previous shows) but don't fret, there's a few surprises in there, too!

So, while it would be nice for us to grab a coffee and I tell you all about my New York adventure, I'm too busy for love!

Great Balls!!

Too Busy For Love - Drag Season In Full Swing

I'd love to go with you to see those super heroes fight each other while we make out in the back row of the theater, but I'm too busy!  Tonight I'm going to see muh DAB Terry's play, ELECTRICITY with muh DABs, David & Alejandro.

Then, I gotta go directly home and get some sleep because I have to wake up early, slap on some slap, put on a dress and scurry over to the L.A. Convention Center for Ru Paul's Drag Con 2016.

I'll be in the L.A. Condoms booth handing our condoms and PRep Pops! (I'm fairly certain that I am kidding about the PReP Pops...)  As you may recall, I was part of the free condoms campaign that included print & video PSAs.

I'll be doing this tomorrow (1pm- 5pm) and Sunday (2pm - 4pm).  Maybe there'll be some social events thrown in the mix, too!

Next weekend, I'll be doing colorful commentary for the DRAG QUEEN WORLD SERIES, a benefit for Life Group LA.

As you may recall, I did this last year and had a blast!

...And the hunky shirtless mens didn't hurt neither!

So if you like baseball, and enjoy seeing fellas in skirts & nuns habits playing it with very loose rules,

join us!! Get your tickets HERE

So, keep your tights on, I'm sure I'll have some time to go on a date or text back & forth endlessly without ever meeting, one day soon.  Until then, I'm rooting for that superhero with the big pecs and mysterious smile!

Too Busy For Love - Recap

Yesterday was a blast.

I had a great time doing color commentary for the 

Drag Queen World Series, with my dear friend, Matt Valle.

And the bat boys were nice, too!

Here are some highlights...

I followed up the Baseball game with a quick visit

to the Eagle L.A. for Meat Rack

where host John Piampiano

made me feel very welcome

There were some nice guys dancing...

...and a very nice door guy...

and more guys dancing...

All in all it was a full day filled with fun and glitter.

I'd love to sit and tell you all about it, 

but I'm rushing off to the movies with a friend.

I'm very busy!