He Don't Evan Know! - Oh, Dear!

 

I wrote a letter to Evan Hansen instead of Santa

and the response was immediate!

Thanks, Evan Hansen!

I'm not hearing great things about this movie, 

but I  loved the stage show 

and I'm still planning on seeing it.

...if only because Evan brought this hunk into my life.

he Don't Even Know! - Summer Heat

This is "Todd"

he likes to get me wet

to beat the summer heat.

I feel like the climate is changing

and it's getting hotter every day!

He Don't Even Know- Flying With Daddy

I was flown to distraction

when this hottie daddy

just plunked down,

open legged

right in front of me!

Luckily, I was already taking a picture of

 the carpet pattern

just before he plopped

into my life.

His presence made my 

Las Vegas to Los Angeles

flight a total joy!

I mostly enjoyed how he shared his nuts with me.

He Don't Even Know - Gimme a Red One!

Meet "Davi"

He's my fitness minded boyfriend.

Although he'll workout like a demon to stay fit, 

he just can't resist a cold Hawaiian Punch!

I asked him why he likes it so much and he said,

"Because it's so sweet,

like YOU."

I'll take it!

And that's why I let him give me his own 

Hawaiian Punch, anytime he likes!

He Don't Even Know! - Thank You For the Music

Meet "George"

I fell in love with him because of his spontaneity!

He's always whisking me away on

sudden adventures

and always says what he thinks & feels.

I love it!

In this moment,

a song popped into his head.

He just took a seat on the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard

and sang away.

He made a few dollars, 

from passers-by

which spent on Vanilla Lattes, later.

The only bad thing is

he also expresses his sexual desires

anytime and anywhere!

So, sometimes

the song we're singing

is coming from behind a parked car 

or large cardboard cutout of  the cast of 

MAMMA MIA 2!

So, George, 

Thank you for the music 

and the song we're singing.

He Don't Even Know - The Wiz of Oz

This is my Aussie boyfriend, "Jaxon".

I met him on Bondi Beach
on my trip to Australia.

Since then, we've kept in touch, 

mostly through 

Words With Friends.

He always beats me!!

Just when I think I've scored big

with a word like "Fella",
 using 2 double letter squares,

he'll top me
by adding a "tio" and getting a triple word score with
"Fellatio".

He's such a wiz
at that game!

He Don't Even Know - Cool Wader

This is "Derrick".

He really enjoys the water!

He doesn’t care that

it’s ice cold a lot of the time.

He just loves to step in

and feel the exhilarating sensation of the cold liquid

smashing into his hot body.

I prefer to stay on the shore,

nice, dry and warm

and take his picture.

I smash into his hot body later.

He Don't Even Know -HomoTextual

Meet "Hernando",

He's so into me 

that he spends every free moment of his time 

texting me!

They aren't nosing, check up text like;

"Where are you?"

 "What are you doing?"

"Why didn't you tell me you weren't going to be home at 6:00?"

There more like;

"Just thinking of you with my big organ.

My brain, Cochino!"

"I'm standing here with my shirt off and thought,

'Danny would enjoy this'- here's a pic..."

"I just saw a puppy fall into his food and I thought of you"

He is simply adorable and the most amazing thing about this is

he never even peeks at his phone when we're dining,

watching TV or even while having sex!

*Cochino means "Nasty" in Mexican.

He Don't Even Know - WinWinning

Meet Arad Winwin

He is technically not a fantasy man,

because he's an actual person and that's actually his name,

But He Don't Even Know he's my boyfriend.

I decided to make him my 

He Don't Even Know man

today because of my recent entry on 

Andrew Christian underwear.

Arad is an Andrew Christian Underwear model.

(He may have other, more daring pursuits that you may Google

at your own discretion)

He's just so handsome...

And freakin' hot...

but what draws me to him most is his winwinning smile.

He Don't Even Know - Halloween Hunk

Make-up by Glen Alen

Meet "Duke"

It's a treat just to hang out with him

the trick is not letting him find out he's my boyfriend!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

He Don't Even Know - Urban Hiker

Meet "Fredo",

He likes to keep me moving

by taking me "Down Town"

in every place we visit, 

walking numberless blocks

for hours, window shopping, checking out galleries,

finding nice nook restauraunts

and people watching.

Even if we're here in Los Angeles,

he forces me out of bed so we can go DTLA

and walk around.

Yes, I like going

"Down Town"

with "Fredo"!

He Don't Even Know - Slurpee Me

God, I love "Mario"!

He is so sweet!

He's very considerate

and always thinks of me

and my comfort.

Without even asking, 

he'll walk over to the local convenience store

and get me a refreshing drink 

as a respite from these awfully hot days!

I am always sure to show my appreciation

by finishing what he brings for my mouth.

...every last slurp!

He Don't Even Know - Sir, Yes, Sir!

This is "Michael"

he is very forceful with me

and doesn't let me get away with anything!

This past Memorial Day

we had planned a picnic in the park.

I felt a little lazy and tried spreading a blanket

out on the living room floor

with the food spread out,

ready to play 

BLACK HAWK DOWN

on the dvd player, 

but he had none of it!

He made me pack everything up, 

turn off the dvd player 

and get us all to the park.

I really did enjoy my time there with him,

and my favorite part was when he

let me nap in the sun light

using his thigh as my pillow.

We ate hot dogs.

He Don't Even Know - In the Swim of Things

This is "Luis"

He's happy because pool season 

is upon us!

He loves to swim!

These last few Los Angeles days

have been pretty chilly, 

but that hasn't stopped him.

He dives in, as long as I am there

to warm him up again when he 

comes out!

He Don't Even Know - ReLAX

There are worse things

than sitting around an airport

for a few hours.

He Don't Even Know - Sunday Work Out

I didn't 

work out today,

so I went to the park

to watch "Tommy" do it.

Good, "Tommy!",

very good!

He Don't Even Know! - Get the Message

This is "Eddie".

He likes to take me to the park

to get me out of the house.

To show him my appreciation, 

I texted him this poem:

Sheets back up

pillow cool again

caffeine down

lips sticky

with jam

a day in the park

breathing fresh love

strawberry kisses

warm ams

held in the sun

alone together

tingles between us

words in your eyes

blossom in my chest

"yes"

Put down the phone 
Kiss me, fucker!

He Don't Even Know - All A-buzz About Pride

This is "Ramiro", 

I was fondly remembering our adventures

on the Puerto Vallartan beaches last year, 

When I recalled his bring to my attention

Smirnoff's LOVE WINS campaign 

last year.

It happened in the UK

and was quite delightful.

I think "Ramiro" had me so drunk on love

that I forgot to tell you about.

Think of it as a Pride Primer at this point...

read all about it HERE

He Don't Even Know - The Key Master

This is "Mario",

he's a swim instructor in Puerto Vallarta.

he really wanted to get me in the water,

but I was reluctant because I was afraid I'd lose my hotel room key.

He was kind enough to offer to wear it on a string

around his neck.

I was sold and let him get me all wet 

& show me some great strokes!

I felt safe with him

so, later, I let him put his key in my lock!

He Don't Even Know - Gettin' GREASEy

This is "Don".

I met him when we were at the beach.

I saw him and
I started showin' off , splashing' around.

Then, I got a cramp and nearly drowned.

He saved my life, 

under the summer sun 

\and something begun.