He Don't Even Know! - Aqua Daddy

Say hello to "Bradley"!

Bradley is my DC Comics boyfriend.

I call him that because the moment I saw him I thought,

"Oh my Crackers, that is the embodiment of Aquaman!"

I was hoping he had a hook for a hand under that towel.

We met in the shallows, where I pretended to get knocked over

by a wave and let him rescue me from the next salty head.

I called him my hero and we laughed.

Next thing I know, he was giving mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation, even though I was perfectly conscious.
Then, we went back to my room where he showed me
it wasn't his hand that was hook-shaped!