Say, "Hello" to "Julian".
"Julian" is the boyfriend it's best to game with!
He takes me to my favorite retro arcade
and stuffs dollar bills in his waistband
ready for me to grab whenever
my Pac-Man is caught by ghosts
or I'm overwhelmed by a long Centipede.
When all the dollars are gone,
we go home and he grabs my joystick
and shows me how it's done!