This Is Why I Am Single - The Promo Sexual

Last night, I went out with a group of friends to see THE MEG.  ...Actually, this was my second viewing of THE MEG, I had seen it the prior Friday with muh pal Geoff Meed.  It's not that great a movie, but I went the second time, just to be with my friends.  I'm so busy, I'll take any opportunity I can get for quality time.  And, I found the movie to be, at least, entertaining and fun in some parts. 

Anyway, as we were leaving we spied a really neato statue of a PREDATOR to promote the upcoming movie.  I don't know how this started, but now, when I see a stand up promo for a movie, I have to go down on my knees and blow it!  I can't resist!

Actually, I think the Predator really enjoyed it, so no harm , no foul, right?

Speaking of fowl...

I should be so Lucky

I felt pervy when someone reminded me that this guy was a TEENAGER 

But 19 is still teen AND legal!

I think I have a thing for heros

And The Rock! 

I'll just say Batman was not so serious when I was done. 

So, yeah, that's it one of my favorite movie going experiences...

and This Is Why I Am Single;

 I can't resist blowing movie characters in public.

Optics - Dining With the Stars

Hey!  Here's another picture game right out of the pages of GUYLIGHTS!

Let's play OPTICS!  Above is a photo captured by a friend at another table, whilst I was dining at Cafe D'Etoile on Friday night.  Examine the photo very closely (tilt the pic if you have to) and determine what you see...

Do you see:
1:  A gay, happily delighted that he happens to be eating dinner very closely to (almost seemingly with) super talented actress lady, Sharon Gless (Star of QUEER AS CAGNEY & LACEY)?

or, do you see:

2: A tragically single gay, eating alone on a Friday night, in a fancy restaurant, shamelessly playing an old version of Angry Birds at the table, sucking it in as he twists in his chair hoping the friend taking the picture will not post it anywhere?

Which did you see?

Compare with your friends!

Remember; any way you look at it, it's all about OPTICS!