He Don't Even Know! - Legend of Gaystoke

This is my "boyfriend", "Carl".

This year he swore to me that we were absolutley not

going out on the boulevard in West Hollywood

for Halloween this year.

Then, at about 6:00 PM

he suddenly changed his mind

and begged me to leave the house 

and our DVD rental of 

HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH.

When I mentioned he didn't have a costume,

he literally reached into a plastic bag full

of fabric scraps to make something for himself.

It would have gotten him kicked off of Project Runway,

but I thought he looked cute (and modest)

in his makeshift Tarzan outfit (with long shorts under).

I love his scappy "can do" attititude!

Back at home after walking Santa Gauntlet Boulevard,

he yelled "UNGAWA!"

and I suddenly turned into Cheeta

and he really showed me who was 

Lord of the Apes!