He Don't Even Know - Community Theater Rocks!

This is "Patrick", 

I imagine we met after I saw him 

in a local production of 

THE FULL MONTY.

Yes, I know, he's an actor

and actors shouldn't date other actors

no matter how pretend they are!

I couldn't help it!

You see, the show was a typical

micro budget production with recorded music

instead of live 

and costumes by
Out of the Closet, 

but he and the rest of the cast were

very, very , very good!

I think I fell in love with him at the end of the show

when the guys on stage

pull off their jocks and go

the full monty.

The night I was there, 

Patrick's jock didn't release when it was supposed to,

so he gave it another tug.

It unexpectedly flew out of his hand

and knocked out the free standing light

that was supposed blind the audience to

his full montiness.

No, it wasn't his full monty

(although, it was quite full)

it was the charming look on his face that flashed

from complete horror

to embarrassment

to "well, there it is"

to "Look at me!"

to "Are they gonna go to black out any time soon?"

He handled it like a pro.

I stayed after to say "hi" to  my stage manager friend,

and Patrick tried to slip out without 

making eye contact with anyone, 

but I had to tell him

how much I admired his

fabulous reaction to the flub.

He chuckled and then we stood there awkwardly

for a second 

then we both walked out of the lobby 

to Yogurtland.

After deciding neither of us thought 

the other was an asshole,

we went back to my place 

where I tried to imitate his face during that moment for him,

I didn't get it quite right until I actually

went Full Monty.

I'm method that way...