Tuesday, August 25, 2015

He Don't Even Know - Not Nicolette Sheridan

This is "Teddy"
The day we imaginary met,
it was Sunday Funday
and we were at The Plunger.
I don't know what it was that
put me in his sights,
but he kept buying me
Cosmopolitans!
I thought he was making fun of me 
because I said I still really loved
SEX AND THE CITY.
It turns out, 
he was really into me
and once I realized that he was,
I said to him as he handed me my fourth Cosmo,
"What are you doing? 
I'm a sure thing."

An hour later, he was actually into me.

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