He Don't Even Know! - The Eyes Have It!

Say hello, to my "Boyfriend", Abby!

His real imaginary name is David.
I call him Abby because one night we got a little tipsy

on Vanilla Lemon Drops,

shaved his face,
went to this video on YouTube

and applied make-up until 

he resembled Donna Mills.
(Luckily, I had a blonde wig on hand)
With those beautiful eyes, how could we not?

That's what I love most about Abby,

He's always up for an impromptu madcap adventure!