He Don't Even Know! - Before I Knew It...

I can't tell you how long I've been in love with "Alfonso", 

because time has no meaning when I'm with him!

This year he said to me that he hoped I wasn't

angry with him because he'd be dancing on a float

in the Gay Pride Parade

in a skimpy G-string.

I said,

"Fonsy, I couldn't possibly be angry or jealous,

you have a lot to be proud of!
I want to you to dance so that they can 

feel it all the way in Ecuador!"

And before I knew it,

I was naked in his arms

 and he was kissing me all over!

See? Time has no meaning...