He Don't Even Know! - Puppet from Kell

I'm in New York only one day

and already, my "boyfriend", "Kell",

has gone pretend shopping 

for me!

He bought me a smart outfit to wear to

HAND TO GOD tonight! 

It's a for reals, actual hilarious play
about a demonic hand puppet

on the Broadway.

I tell Kell to stop buying me

all these fancy clothings, 

but he said in return,

"What good is having all this good taste

if I can't share it?"

And with that, 

I slipped on the crotchless

leather undies he got me.