This is my "boyfriend", "Pete".
We met as I was coming out of the Broadway Musical,
SPIDER-MAN TURN OFF THE DARK,
a while back.
There was a large crowd in a hurry to get out
of the theater
and they shoved me right into him.
I got very afraid of the angry look he gave me
as he grabbed me by the arms.
Then, there was a strange pause and he said,
"I'm taking you in."
I was relieved to learn that "in" was his apartment.
He was just off duty and walking home when everyone
escaping Spider-Man made us meet with excessive force.
He quickly got out of his uniform,
then gave me a playful strip search,
"You never know where people will hide dangerous Raisinets."
He accused me of liking musicals too much,
then said he was going to give me a punishment to fit the crime.
He sat me down on his sofa,
and held me tight,
making me watch
I loved the way he held me down.
Since then, he's sworn to protect and service me,
and I promised to always let him keep the piece.