I'd love to go out with you Saturday, thanks for asking.
It's nothing personal, but I can't.
You see, I have to do color commentary at the Drag Queen World Series,
then later, I have to make an appearance (in drag) at MEAT RACK
at The Eagle where DJ Casey Alva will be spinning tunes and men will be hot.
So, thanks anyway, but maybe I'll see you at one or both of these events!