With PRIDE season upon us,
I think you should meet my pretendificant other.
This is Francisco,
his imaginary Latino accent
drives me nuts!
I met him at L.A. Pride 2014,
he was working in a booth for bullied
gay puppies!
I don't know who I found more adorable,
this sweet Latino hunk or
the emotionally damaged pups in desperate need of attention.
I will tell you who I found more cuddly;
Francisco!
After his shift at the booth was over,
he invited me to his place where we got
better acquainted over a bottle of Persecco
Then, we topped off the evening
cozily watching FRANKENWEENIE
in our underwear and rubber bracelets.
During the movie, Franc let me play with his puppy.
Wha?! Gluten free Joe Joe's?! Dear shopping list...
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