With PRIDE season upon us,
I think you should meet my pretendificant other.
This is Francisco,
his imaginary Latino accent
drives me nuts!
I met him at L.A. Pride 2014,
he was working in a booth for bullied
I don't know who I found more adorable,
this sweet Latino hunk or
the emotionally damaged pups in desperate need of attention.
I will tell you who I found more cuddly;
After his shift at the booth was over,
he invited me to his place where we got
better acquainted over a bottle of Persecco
Then, we topped off the evening
cozily watching FRANKENWEENIE
in our underwear and rubber bracelets.
During the movie, Franc let me play with his puppy.