He Don't Even Know! - Cold Detection System!

This is "Elliott"

He don't even know he's my boyfriend, 

but that hasn't stopped him 

from inviting me to the first pool party 

of the season!

Elliott reminds me that 

while it's burning hot in the daytime,

these pool parties have to be well planned

this time of year.

You see, it can get up into the mid 90's

making a dunk in the pool

quite refreshing,

But in just a few scant hours, 

it could turn

party-ruining chilly!

Elliott tells me to keep

close to him, 

because he has a natural cold detection system

that tells him when it's time to get out of the pool

and dry off

at just the perfect moment

to keep the party fun going without a hitch.

He calls the system

 "Nipples". 

I've seen the system work!

Despite my trust in the system,

I was a "petulant little monkey"

(His words)

and ignored the call to get out

and dry off.

Wouldn't you know it, 

ten minutes later I was whining about how cold I was

and less than willing to admit 

I didn't bring anything other than a t-shirt 

for warmth.

Elliott, was ready, though.

He stood at the edge of the pool with a large towel,

wrapped me up all cozy

and hugged me very hard as to collect

all bits of moisture.

Then he unzipped his

hoody, pulled me in

and warmed my goosebumps away

against his warm bare skin.

The take away here:

Nipples always beat goosebumps!