He Don't Even Know! - Wet

This is "Gilles"

he has a very sexy accent.

I love when he calls me "Jacques"!

He started calling me that when, 

one time, I went to get him a glass of water

and I slipped on the way back, 

spilling the wetness all over him.

Since then, he playfully sings 

"Jacque & Gilles went up a hill

to fetch a glass of water...", 

whenever he's feeling frisky.

He surfs

and teaches surfing.

We pretend met when I lost control

of the bicycle I rented on the 

Venice Beach path,

smacked my head on the

surfboard he was carrying

and fell over.

He helped me up and

spontaneously kissed my head 

where the surfboard left a boo boo.

He blushed, 

but I told him
I felt it working already.

He took me back to his rental shop

where he made sure I was alright 

and where I admired

his big block of sex wax.

The rest is imaginary history!