Saturday, June 27, 2015

He Don't Even Know! - Dwan of the Apes

Dearest Tom.
I sigh.
 I imaginary love him
because he is so reliable!
He's sweet as pie, 
caring and supportive
and quite the lover,
but I love him most
because he is always there.
When he says he's going to do something,
he does it.
When he sets a goal,
he achieves it.
And when he says he's gonna make me feel like
Jessica Lange in KING KONG (1976)
he freakin' does it!
No amount of animal, banana, giant ape dick 
jokes could even begin to describe what he does!
And most importantly, 
after a night of hot love making,
when I roll over in the morning
he's there. 

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