I totally imagine loving "Ronnie", so much!!
Do I even have to explain?
"Ronnie" is a friggin' hoot!
He is so much pretend fun,
that sometimes I get hard while laughing!
He's the kind of imaginary boyfriend that inspires
me to use exclamation points with everything!
His imaginary friends are a blast, too,
but "Ronnie" puts the
"HEEEE" in my heeeeeart!
We have great sex!